From Donald Mills: The problem with young people is...
A small taste:
God Damned Teenagers and Their Pierced Noses Make Me Crazy!Alright, one more:
The problem with young people today is that they all have piercings.
When I was a lad, we didn�t pierce our ears, tongues, nipples or anything else.
If we wanted to mutilate ourselves we took a job in the sawmill and let nature take its course. We punched a hole in a time card not in our face damn it.
God Damned Young People and Their Video Games Make Me Furious!Heh -- I resemble that man...
The problem with young people today is that they play video games.
Back in my day, we didn�t have video games. My friends and I had sensible toys like BB guns and bowie knives. Wholesome toys that instilled decent values and prepared you to be a productive member of society.
But these young people today�all they do is play the damned video games. Night and day. They�re burrowed away in their dimly lit basements, rotting their brains, ruining their eyesight and developing skin tones normally reserved for corpses and naked mole rats.
It�s insidious and dangerous. All this foolhardy �gaming� is turning them into gormless butterballs while, at the same time, deluding them into thinking that they�re actually capable of doing things.
Well I have news for them. They may be able to throw a 50 yard pass on the �Madden Football,� and kill a man with their bare hands on the �Splinter Cell� but turn the games off and these young people would be hard pressed to pick their own noses without an instruction manual, cheat codes and parental assistance.
The only positive is it keeps them off the streets and out of the way of decent old folks out for a Sunday stroll.
Here�s a video game they might want to try � it�s called �If You Really Want to be a Navy Seal, Get Off Your Ass, Go Outside and Get Some Exercise Junior.�
