Memo to self - when bragging about a television appearance

Don't have it be Washington's Most Wanted

Sean Kelley Arrested After Bragging About Upcoming Appearance on "Washington's Most Wanted"
Like most people making their television debut, Sean Kelley was excited about his upcoming appearance on the boob tube. But he probably shouldn't have been.

Back in January, the 22-year-old Kelley was hanging out at a friend's Lake City apartment when the landlord came knocking. The 65-year-old man wanted Kelley and his pals to turn down the stereo. They obliged. But Kelley decided the elderly man had crossed some invisible line of conduct.

Having lost one arm in a car crash, Kelley nonetheless beat the old man well enough to break a bone in his face and impair his vision for life. Kelley was arrested, posted bond, then skipped out on his court date.

A month later he was at a party in Magnolia, bragging about an upcoming appearance on "Washington's Most Wanted." Kelley thought this made him a celebrity. But what it actually made him was a fugitive. A fact not lost on one of Kelley's fellow partygoers, who called CrimeStoppers and presumably pocketed a handsome reward for their efforts.

Bail is set at $105K. Cannot believe that this moke thought the TV show would give him street cred -- what? beating up an old man? Enjoy jail you idiot