From Gavin Mcinnes:
THE DONALD IS BATMAN
Sitting aboard The Donald’s luxurious private $7 million dollar helicopter, a young Iowan boy asked the leading Republican nominee for President: “Mr. Trump—are you Batman?” The Donald crinkled his face, stared into the young lad’s soul, and replied: “I am Batman.”
Mr. Trump did not wince, or shrink, or think of any probable problems with his answer. He was cool and confident. He was comfortable in his skin, comfortable as the “Rich Guy,” he has what Mitt Romney, (another rich cat) never had: Personality. More importantly: The willingness to show said personality off as a positive trait.
I continue to be quite skeptical of The Donald’s chances: He’s a bit vague in most of his few (actual) policy proposals, but he’s charming the shit out of me and lots of other cons, who’ve tired of the Republican D.C. Bullshit Machine. Peeps sometimes ask me, “Do you think he’s really a conservative?”
I don’t know if The Donald is a true conservative. What I do know is that most people could give a shit about the queers at Vox or the Huffpo. Trump’s rise is against the bespectacled know-it-all-dipshit internet press. (Hello, Ezra Klein). Donald Trump is a billionaire railing against the stupid-ass academic Left, the likes of which live in a bubble of economic theory that will never have an effect on their own lives.
Is Donald Trump, Batman? I don’t know. I can’t promise my vote, but, if he holds Harry Reid by the collar and dangles him off a building and says, “I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.”
I’m intrigued.
Harry Reid: “What are you?”
Trump: “I’m Batman.”
The Donald has been charged with accusations of racism, sexism, and practically every other known –ism: Nothing sticks to The Donald—perhaps he is Batman.
Heh - like I said, this explains a lot!
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