Kerry's hidden agenda for Iraq
Theresa Heinz-Kerry let slip her hubby's plan for getting rid of the motivation behind the Islamofascist nussiances...
From the
Reno Gazette-Journal comes this excerpt from a speech she gave:
The lede:
bq.
Heinz Kerry pitches health care
Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of U.S. Sen. John Kerry, outlined a national heath-care plan Thursday in Reno, calling for heath insurance for all U.S. children, lower prescription drug prices for seniors and national catastrophic health insurance coverage.
The slip:
bq. Heinz Kerry ended with what she called “a highly effective” remedy for arthritis that drew laughter and some skepticism from the audience.
bq. “You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks,” she said. “Then eat nine of the raisins a day.”
Looking
here, we see that due to an awful translation error of the Koran, the word 'hur' is not brought from Syriac to Arabic as doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins. In Syriac, the word 'hur' is a feminine plural adjective meaning white, with the word "raisin" understood implicitly.
Looking at an earlier work (then Islam), the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than the houris.
This is Fscking Brilliant. You get a bunch of older arthritic people to start masticating the prize-in-heaven that is awaiting the Islamofascist pig-dogs, nine per person, each and every day. Double rations on Sunday if you want.
Just think, one arthritic person could totally wipe out one shaheed-bubba's reward in eight days - this is one Beetle Week (Eight Days a Week and all that..)
Cool - I may have to re-think this election...
Posted by DaveH at October 15, 2004 11:45 PM