Love Letters
Chortler brings you:
The Alan Greenspan-Paris Hilton Love Letters
bq. Given our strict policy of not keeping any detail of the lives of public figures secret, we present the following romantic email correspondence between Alan Greenspan and Paris Hilton:
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A.G. - Paris, my bespangled genus Rosa, how do I commence this electronic missive when my terminal digits flutter with amative excitation?
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P.H. - You're hot!!!
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A.G. - Like the luminous cosmopolitan centrum of Gallic governance from which your moniker derives, I find my constitution conjuring connotations of consensual concupiscent connections.
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P.H. - Far out!!!
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A.G. - Thy taciturnity in composition leaves me replete with corporeal yearning.
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P.H. - Dude!!!
Posted by DaveH at February 4, 2005 1:29 PM