Office Slang
Cute
list of current office slang -- heard some of them, some of them were new:
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Beepilepsy - The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
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Chip Jewelry - Old computers destined to be scrapped or turned into decoration. “I paid three grand for that Mac and now it’s nothing but chip jewelry.”
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Generica - Fast food joints, strip malls, sub-divisions as in “we were so lost in generica that I couldn’t remember what city it was”
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Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.
Heh... The joys of working in Corporate America.
Posted by DaveH at February 4, 2005 1:45 PM