Streamlining airport check-in security
SteveH at
Hog on Ice has the perfect way to do this:
My Plan to Streamline Airport Screening
To speed up screening at airports, here is what we do. We have one line for the bulk of the populace, where you get probed, stripped, searched, and felt up. Then we have another line, where you walk straight onto the plane. IF you eat a piece of bacon first.
If you're a Jew, you can get around the bacon test by blowing your nose on a Koran.
Mmmmm... Bacon!
Posted by DaveH at August 10, 2006 9:16 PM