The assault has begun - COWS
Jen and I have a riff going where we see that cows are actually very intelligent, very pissed off at humans for eating them and are plotting our demise. They are everywhere.
Well, it has started -- from
The Oregonian:
Cow falls from sky, barely misses couple
A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren't killed by a cow that fell off a 200-foot cliff and smashed their minivan. District 5 Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway 150 near Manson.
The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet and landed on the hood of the minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr. and his wife Linda of Westland, Mich., who were in the area celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary. They were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.
The van was heavily damaged, including a broken windshield. Charles Everson says he kept repeating, "I don't believe this. I don't believe this." The year-old cow had been reported missing by a breeder. It was euthanized at the scene.
OMFG -- they have developed stealth flight technology and are using Kamikaze tactics. Who knows when they will get the methane bomb!
We must all act now and have steak for dinner tonight. And tomorrow.
Mmmmmm Steak...
Posted by DaveH at November 6, 2007 9:04 PM
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