Heard this one yesterday.
Here's the scenario:
- You are on horseback running as fast as it can gallop.
- About eight feet behind you is a tiger.
- To your left is a large cliff.
- To your right is an elephant.
- In front of you is a Zebra.
What do you do...
(answer below the fold)
You get your sorry drunken ass off the merry-go-round.