From John Kirkwood writing at Clash Daily:
5. Refine your skills!
Put the soccer ball down and pick up the Mossberg 500. Hunt, teach your kids to hunt. When the Shih-tzu hits the fan, their six years in youth soccer won't pass the time in the prison yard for political prisoners. When you went to Monticello, did you see Thomas Jefferson's youth basketball trophy?
Four more at the site.