From an email:
Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
- Mexican tap water
- A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
- OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
- Charlie Manson sleep walking
- An elevator ride with Ray Rice
- Michael Jackson's Doctor
- A Palestinian on a motorcycle
- Gas station Sushi
- A Jimmy Carter economic plan
- Brian Williams news reports
- Loch Ness monster sightings
- Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
- Bill Clinton being responsible for White House interns
- A night with the Boston Strangler