Eaton Rapids Joe has a few questions about Zombies:
Zombies
Belladonna gave me a quick tutorial on Zombies as I drove her back to school.
I still have many questions:
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- With no active immune system, why don’t they bloat like a road-killed deer or raccoon?
- Without an active immune system, how is it that they don’t rot like a freezer full of beef during a power outage? They should be disintegrating after three days.
- Since they are cold blooded, they should freeze solid in the winter. Why can’t the survivors find them and delimb them as easily as breaking icicles off the eves of a house?
And this one - my favorite:
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- If they are drawn to light, then how come all of the zombies on the east coast did not walk into the Atlantic ocean at dawn. Same question for the west coast and the Pacific ocean at sunset.
Yeah - explain those if you will. More at the site...