Talk about an articulate and well reasoned discussion:
The joke is on Trigglypuff - after spending her time (and money) at Hampshire College, the only thing she will be good for is a job in academia and there is no way in hell that even the most backwater school would hire someone so wrapped up in herself as that. She is laying the foundation for a lifetime of student debt and despair.
Oh - and by the way, it can be hard to fix fat. It is even harder to fix stupid.