A replacement for Kofi Annan

Corrupt United Nations secretary-general Kofi Annan's term of office ends early 2006 (thank God for small favors). Guess who is jockeying for the slot when it becomes available? From Interest Alert comes this story suitable for the upcoming Halloween season (or Samhain if you prefer...): bq. Analysis: Clinton eyes U.N. post Former U.S. President Bill Clinton has set his sights on becoming U.N. secretary-general. A Clinton insider and a senior U.N. source have told United Press International the 56-year-old former president would like to be named leader of the world body when Kofi Annan's term ends early in 2006. bq. "He definitely wants to do it," the Clinton insider said this week. bq. A Clinton candidacy is likely to receive overwhelming support from U.N. member states, particularly the Third World. Diplomats in Washington say Clinton would galvanize the United Nations and give an enormous boost to its prestige. But the former president's hopes hang on a crucial question that will not be addressed until after the presidential elections: can he get the support of the U.S. government -- a prerequisite for nomination? bq. The political wisdom is that a second George W. Bush presidency would cut him off at the pass. The notion of Clinton looming large in the international arena from "the glass tower" in New York would be intolerable to the Bush White House. If Democratic candidate, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., wins on Nov. 2 the prospect of Clinton as secretary-general won't exactly be welcome either, but Kerry would find it much harder -- if not impossible -- to go against it. Considering how ineffective the U.N. is now, this might actually be a good place for him to strut on the world stage (such as it is), cozy up to all those cute foreign interns and generally stay out of harms way.