Playgirl Editor outs herself

From the Drudge Report comes this shocking revalation about Michele Zipp, editor-in-chief of Playgirl Magazine:

PLAYGIRL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OUTS HERSELF -- AS REPUBLICAN
When it comes to sex and politics, Democrats are the more liberal, right? Not so fast. Playgirl editor-in-chief Michele Zipp explores �down and dirty� politics and examines sexuality on both sides of the aisle. In the process she comes to a realization about herself and reveals for the first time she�s now a Republican.

�Siding with the GOP when you live in the bluest state around is almost like wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey at a New York Yankees� home game,� says Zipp in the April issue of PLAYGIRL. �I cannot tell you how many times a person assumed I voted for John Kerry in 2004. Most of the time, I don�t have the heart to tell them, or the energy to discuss my reasons for going red this election year. But this is Playgirl magazine so it�s about time I was the one who bared what�s underneath.�

How could a member of the media who produces adult entertainment for women possibly side with conservatives from the red states? Zipp spells it out. �Those on the right are presumed to be all about power and greed � two really sexy traits in the bedroom. They want it, they want it now, and they�ll do anything to get it. And I�m not talking about some pansy-assed victory, I�m talking about full on jackpot, satisfaction for all.�

�The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?� asks Zipp.

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Her family must be in a state of shock right now... He he he...