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Velociman recounts a time in his life when he worked for a Cabinet Shop on Wilmington Island, GA. He worked with some interesting characters. Velociman:

Back when I was a youngster, between gigs as they say, I was a cabinet maker. On Wilmington Island, where I lived. Very nice custom stuff, and I was proud of my handicraft, but I worked with some bizarro fuckers: Fat Jack, Red, Randy Jack, Li'l Chris, Nigger Boy, Biggun. Good guys, but sordid bastards, if that makes sense. They were known, collectively by everyone, as Back Island Trash. I was one for a while.

He then starts to flesh out the characters -- Randy Jack:

Randy Jack looked like the bass player from ZZ Top, only with lice.

It gets better -- read the whole thing.