Got kids?

Then you already know this list by heart: Things Adults learn from Kids

• There is no such thing as child-proofing your house
  
• If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite
  
• Baseballs make marks on ceilings
  
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
  
• When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit
  
• A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way
  
• The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan
  
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late

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