Item #348 in the "Get A Life" department...

I present Mothers Against Noise: (the spelling and punctuation errors are present at the original webpage)

Mothers Against Noise
Hello, and welcome to the Mothers Against Noise webpage! If you are a concerned parent whose child is listening to NOISE and would like to do something about it you have come to the right place.

WHAT IS NOISE?
Noise music is music that uses unpleasant or painful or extremely loud or discordant sound.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH NOISE?

Noise music causes ear and brain damage!! "Noise" is worldwide 'musical' style that is stealing the minds and souls of our youth. If you thought Rap, Punk, Heavy Metal or any other past degenerate "music" trend was a threat... WAKE UP!! Inform yourself! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! We are not going to take this sitting down!

OUR MISSION:
Were a new organization and need your help! Right now: we need help compiling lists of noise bands and record labels so parents can go thru their childrens CDs and remove offending titles. Also we are looking for quotes from noise 'musicians' that show the true nature of what we are up against!

A case story:

Well, I just returned from my son's room where I found a record that has got to be themost offensive recording I have ever heard. It is by 2 bands on what my son called a "split" release. What ever that means. Anyway, the lyrics are utterly disgusting and disturbing. The record is by two groups called Nicole 12 and Prurient. It comes with a lyric sheet of some of the most horrid descriptions of pedophilia and fantisies of sex with AIDS patients. And I DO NOT know where this record cover could have been manufactured legally. I have taken away ALL of my sons music (including his iPod) and his father and I will be going though each one. Below is a list of some of them that I can tell you, just by reading song titles or looking at the record covers, need to be destoryed if you find them in your childs collection. These are ones that just on site were thrown in the garbage.

This is insane. You raise your child with no direction, do not bother to monitor his habits and allow him all sorts of free access to anything he wants and then, you have the unmitigated gall to blame him and take away all of his music, throwing away the stuff you arbitrarily deem to be "garbage". The obvious result is that your kid will become more secretive, hiding the music files on his computer and will no longer respect your decisions. The issue here is proper parenting, not a nanny-like top-down meddling "for your own good"...