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Do you have a problem child or a rambunctious infant? Check out this website: Babycage These people sell the finest in Infant Confinement Systems. From their website:
About BabyCage.net
In early 2000, 51-year old John Willis conceptualized his magnificent vision while working in the Alabama Coca-Cola bottling factory where he had been working for the past thirty years. He is a father of three children, all of which were grown up with their own kids. His grandchildren ranged from their infancy to teenage years. The busy children of John were overwhelmed with the responsibility of keeping their children safe. They had to have watching eyes in the back of their heads at all times to protect them. It reached the point that they couldn't live this way any longer. A prime example of the breaking down of American society. A time when a woman wishes to claim her "independence" by going to work, instead of being at home to take care of the children. This is what is making each generation successively worse. Women in the work place may seem as a victory to the sex, but they aren't thinking of what's best for their children.

John came up with the concept of caged confinement that can safely and efficiently teach your child discipline, but most importantly to keep them safe from what harms that may come their way. In this day and age of global terrorism, and dirty bombs, anything can happen. John locked himself in his workshop for three months until he finally finished the first prototype of his creation. The project was made of hundreds of little metal bars in a cubical shape now known as the Baby Cage. He made seven for his grandchildren to test the usefulness in real world application. John's Children had enormous success. This is when he realized an untapped market for his new invention, the Baby Cage. His work would not end there. He went on to design the Child Cage, the Teenage Cage and still works on new designs such as the newly released Baby Escort. Most recently, John along with his engineers created new solutions such as the anti-crying mechanism, the electronic baby cage, and the liquid absorption system.

The Baby Cage company opened its doors late 2001 in Sulcrate, Alabama with a small product line of containment and security products for infants and children. The company quickly saw overwhelming demand, as phone calls across the nation poured in asking for his cage. In 2003, BabyCage expanding its operations to the internet. To this day, each of our products are hand-made by one of our certified engineers, then tested personally by John before being sold. BabyCage.net will never let you down. If you have a child from infancy through their teenage years, you can benefit from a baby cage.
Here is their basic infant model:
babycage_infant.jpg
The original infant confinement system. Suitable for infants ages 0 to 2 years old. -- Price: $499.99

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Wow! Is this for real? Looks like an oversize pet carrier. And it took the guy how long? Last question: When can we expect the teenage size on the market?

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