George W Bush's UN speech

Mr. Secretary General, and the rest of you Commies, thugs, kleptocrats and tyrants:
"I wish I had good things to say about you and this organization in general, but I can�t find the words�not because I am inarticulate, as many of you may think, but because I want to retain some small trace of gentility and diplomacy, and not tell you what I, and a huge proportion of the American people, really think of you.

"So let me just say this: when we �went it alone� (which is our right as a sovereign nation), we were loudly condemned for being �independent cowboys�; yet, when we tried to engage the rest of you in our diplomatic initiatives, we got the cold shoulder. So I ask you, members of the United Nations: what is left for the United States to do?

"Let me tell you what�s next. To those of you who think you�ve had a good time by tweaking our tails�that would be Venezuela, North Korea and Iran, in particular�I have only one thing to say: the missiles are in the air. Don�t bother calling home to check�by the time you get to a phone, it will be too late, and all you�ll hear is silence. Which will make a welcome change for the people of the United States, because all we�ve heard from you in the past few years have been threats, bluster and insult.

"As for the rest of you: Russia should shut the hell up, because we�ve seen you off once already during the past dozen or so years, and we can do it again, any time we want to. China should likewise shut up, because if we impose even a six-month trade embargo on your asses, your entire economy will collapse like the house of cards it is. Don�t even think that the EU can pick up the slack, because they have even less money than you do. And speaking of the EU: you�ve become a totalitarian state, and we don�t like it. Straighten up, or we�ll start treating you like you were Russia.