I sure as hell am not - socialism

Saw this on the internet and thought that someone had a bit of fun with photoshop: Turns out I was horribly wrong:

We Are All Socialists Now
In many ways our economy already resembles a European one. As boomers age and spending grows, we will become even more French.

The interview was nearly over. on the Fox News Channel last Wednesday evening, Sean Hannity was coming to the end of a segment with Indiana Congressman Mike Pence, the chair of the House Republican Conference and a vociferous foe of President Obama's nearly $1 trillion stimulus bill. How, Pence had asked rhetorically, was $50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts going to put people back to work in Indiana? How would $20 million for "fish passage barriers" (a provision to pay for the removal of barriers in rivers and streams so that fish could migrate freely) help create jobs? Hannity could not have agreed more. "It is � the European Socialist Act of 2009," the host said, signing off. "We're counting on you to stop it. Thank you, congressman."

There it was, just before the commercial: the S word, a favorite among conservatives since John McCain began using it during the presidential campaign. (Remember Joe the Plumber? Sadly, so do we.) But it seems strangely beside the point. The U.S. government has already�under a conservative Republican administration�effectively nationalized the banking and mortgage industries. That seems a stronger sign of socialism than $50 million for art. Whether we want to admit it or not�and many, especially Congressman Pence and Hannity, do not�the America of 2009 is moving toward a modern European state.

We remain a center-right nation in many ways�particularly culturally, and our instinct, once the crisis passes, will be to try to revert to a more free-market style of capitalism�but it was, again, under a conservative GOP administration that we enacted the largest expansion of the welfare state in 30 years: prescription drugs for the elderly. People on the right and the left want government to invest in alternative energies in order to break our addiction to foreign oil. And it is unlikely that even the reddest of states will decline federal money for infrastructural improvements.

Fuck You Newsweek! We are a Federated Republic of States and not some socialist hell-hole. Ben said it best:

�When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.�
--Benjamin Franklin