ACORN performs an internal audit

From Big Government:

Once Upon an ACORN: Why ACORN�s Internal Audit is a Sham
The announcement by ACORN that it is creating a panel of inquiry consisting of its corrupt friends is a fairy tale. ACORN did the same thing last year after an internal scandal but when the honest people on ACORN�s internal panel began asking uncomfortable questions, it cast them out.

What follows is a cautionary tale about ACORN's history of voter registration fraud and their shakedowns of large corporations. Bertha Lewis is ACORN's chief organizer. About the audit:

Now Bertha Lewis, who helped Wade and Dale cover up Dale�s embezzlement, wants the same kind of committee packed with corrupt friends of ACORN to whitewash all the institutional corruption that is the essence of the ACORN network. The network consists of, um, well, nobody knows how many hundreds of individual affiliated groups.

Bertha says that the panel will include:

* John Podesta, President and CEO, Center for American Progress
* Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, Board Member, RFK Foundation, former MD Lt. Governor
* Andrew Stern, International President, Service Employees International Union
* Henry Cisneros, Executive Chairman, Cityview
* John Banks, Vice President of Government Relations Con Ed
* Eric Eve, Senior VP of Global Consumer Group, Community Relations, Citigroup
* Harvey Hirschfeld, President, Lawcash
*Dave Beckwith, Executive Director, Needmor Fund

Bertha says the panel will be independent and will do a really good job recommending what should be done to fix ACORN. The problem is Bertha, who is only a figurehead anyway, has been lying for so long she might not even know what�s true and what�s false. That happens when you lie a lot, so you should always tell the truth.

The panel is filled with hardcore leftists who don�t like America�s Constitution and free markets. They want America to be more like France where they eat cheese, or maybe a little like the old Soviet Union where they ate each other. They hate freedom and will do anything to stamp it out. They believe the ends justify the means.

The Center for American Progress is funded by George Soros whose stated goal is to have one world government and to destroy the nationalism of the United States. Townsend is a nasty piece of work. Stern - in bed with SEIU founded by the Rathke brothers. The list goes on. As one of the comments said: ACORN's internal audit is like Tony Soprano requesting that 12 members of his family be on his jury