I am surrounded by idiots - Nigerians on a fscking plane

From CNN:

New Detroit scare declared 'non-serious'
A security alert aboard a Northwest Airlines jet ended Sunday after investigators determined the incident -- the second in two days involving a Detroit, Michigan-bound flight -- was "non-serious," federal authorities said.

The crew of Northwest Flight 253 reported a "verbally disruptive" passenger Sunday and requested police meet the plane when it arrived from the Netherlands, the airline told CNN. The man was questioned by police after the plane landed in Detroit early Sunday afternoon.

The Amsterdam-to-Detroit flight is the same one targeted Friday in what prosecutors called a failed attempt to blow up a jetliner. Sandra Berchtold, a spokeswoman for the Joint Terrorism Task Force in Detroit, said Sunday's alert was caused by a passenger who "spent a lengthy time in the restroom."

"This raised concerns, so an alert was raised," she said. "JTTF investigated, and the investigation shows that this was a non-serious incident and all is clear at this point."

The passenger spent about an hour in the bathroom and got upset when he was questioned by the crew of the flight from Amsterdam, Netherlands, according to government sources. Law enforcement agents questioned the man Sunday.

The jet had the same designation -- Flight 253 -- as the one on which a Nigerian man is accused of attempting to set off an explosive device Friday, said Scott Wintner, a spokesman for the Wayne County Airport Authority. Winter told CNN the flight "requested emergency assistance and was pulled aside upon arrival in Detroit."

Couple of things, this CNN story fails to tell you that the first Nigerian was a professed radical Islamist who had his own father so concerned that the father contacted the US Embassy in Nigeria last November. That moke spent a lot of time in the bathroom before returning to his seat, putting a blanket over his lap (he complained about a bad stomach ache) and proceeding to try to blow himself up. The story we get from FOX News really fills in the gaps:

Detroit-Bound Airline Passenger Was Ill, Not a Threat, Sources Say
Police removed an airline passenger Sunday following a disruption on the same Detroit-bound flight that was subject to a failed bomb attack on Christmas Day.

An FBI spokeswoman in Detroit said Sunday's incident turned out to be nothing serious.

And the meat of the story:

The official says the passenger was taken into custody after becoming verbally disruptive on landing. Subsequent interviews by investigators determined he was a businessman who became ill during the flight.

A source confirmed this report to Fox News, saying the passenger was indeed sick and that the incident appears to be "a non-event at this point."

Authorities did not find any sign of explosives.

A federal law enforcement official said the man, who was from Nigeria, was interviewed by authorities and the aircraft was swept. But the official said the incident was all an incredible coincidence.

So we have a second Nigerian, trying out the same flight number and the same basic tactics -- just minus the final step. The FBI is reporting:

...indications at this time are that the individual's behavior is due to legitimate illness...

but I am willing to bet that they did not take him to a hospital to be checked out. A serum sample would be interesting. The word that is forming in my mind is feint:

1. a mock attack or movement designed to distract an adversary, as in a military manoeuvre or in boxing, fencing, etc.
2. a misleading action or appearance

Like I said in an earlier post -- these assholes have been studying us closely and know how our media and progressive liberals and government work and they are playing us like a two-dollar violin. We need to man up, kick them to the ground and steal their lunch money...