Now this is something I would love to see

I would love to be here for this event. Black Sabbath lead singer Ronnie James Dio passed away recently. Bigot and spiritual leader Fred Phelps (God Hates Fags, etc...) is planning to picket the memorial service. From Blabbermouth:

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH To Picket RONNIE JAMES DIO's Public Memorial Service? - May 20, 2010
According to the official web site of the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) � an independent Baptist church and hate group known for its hatred of homosexuals and its protest activities (which include picketing funerals) � WBC is planning on picketing Ronnie James Dio's public memorial service on Sunday, May 30 at 2:00 p.m. at The Hall Of Liberty located at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills, 6300 Forest Lawn Drive, Los Angeles, California. What will presumably one of WBC's standard "peaceful sidewalk demonstrations" is meant to "remind you who worship that old Serpent, Satan, that your time is very short," according to a post on the "Upcoming Picket Schedule" page of the web site. The post continues, "You know 67 year old, Satan-worshiping (or at least one of their enablers) Ronnie James Dio (of showing his devil horns to the world each time he goes in public) BLACK SABBATH fame is dead, right? We'll be there! Just because the chances of any of God's elect being amongst this group of heavy metal sycophants is slim to none does not mean they should not get some good words."

I can just see two groups of middle-age geezers pounding the crap out of each other.