Fun fun fun - our summer people are arriving

Where I live is at the end of the road - literally. State Route 542 ends at Mt. Baker and doesn't continue through to Eastern Washington like all of the other major state routes (SR-20, SR-2, I-90, etc...) For some reason, this seems to attract a certain set of people who want to get out of the city but who also do not want to function in society or otherwise earn their keep. We generally get one or more of these people drifting through each summer. Some just have mental issues (we had a very persistent one of those last summer), others are just sociopaths who "earn" their keep by ripping off other people, breaking into houses, cars, etc. We seem to have had one of those move in last week. Got a call from my store manager that our alarm company noticed something last night around 4:00AM. Time to break out the shotgun and borrow my neighbors backhoe...