Check out the United States Vampire Service (USVS)
From their website:
Who We Are
The United States Vampire Service (USVS) is the pseudonym for a private company that contracts with the federal government to exterminate the undead. Based in North Carolina, the company is a licensed contractor of the Postal Inspector’s Office, the police arm of the United States Postal Service.
Your safety is our primary concern. Please take a moment to review our web site, and contact us if we can be of assistance.
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