From an email:
The nun got into a New York cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver will not stop staring at her.
She asks him, "Why are you staring at me?” He replies, “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about anything. I am sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
The cabbie said, “Well I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well , lets see what we can do about that. First, you must be single and second, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited, and said, “Yes, I am single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun said, “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush
When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”
The cabbie replied,”Sister,forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and must confess. I am married and I am Jewish.”
The nun said, “That’s OK. my name is Kevin and I am going to a Halloween party.
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