From Vice:
Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again
A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.
Wonder if someone brought a bottle of Skatole on board? That stuff is pretty potent.
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