An elegant solution to gun control

From an email:

• • In 1865, a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.
  • In 1881, a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States - who later died from the wound.
  • In 1963, a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.
  • In 1975, a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.
  • In 1983, a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the United States.
  • In 1984, James Hubert, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.
  • In 1986, Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.
  • In 1990, James Pough, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.
  • In 1991, George Hennard, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 23 people in a Luby's cafeteria in Killeen, TX.
  • In 1995, James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.
  • In 1999, Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 8 people at a church service.
  • In 2001, a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.
  • In 2003, Douglas Williams, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.
  • In 2007, a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.
  • In 2010, a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.
  • In 2011, a registered Democrat named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.
  • In 2012, Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.
  • In 2013, a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a school in Newtown, CT.
  • As recently as Sept 2013, an angry Democrat shot 12 at a Navy ship yard.

Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.

Not one NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservative was involved in any of these shootings and murders.

SOLUTION:

It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns.
We don't need gun control, we need Democrat control.
Guns don't kill people, Democrats do!