From his campaign website:
Andrew D. Basiago: One Man in the Name of Truth
Andrew D. Basiago is a prominent figure in the Truth Movement.
For more than 10 years, he has shared with the American people the true facts of our great nation’s accomplishments in time travel and Mars visitation.
He has done so as one who served bravely in the two secret U.S. defense projects in which time travel on Earth and voyages to Mars were first undertaken.
As a result of his courageous advocacy as a crusading lawyer, Andy is credited with ending the time travel and Mars cover-ups by the US government on behalf of the American people.
And two entries from his proposals page:
DISCLOSING SECRET ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES
For 70 years, the US government has been concealing advanced technologies because they might e socially economically, or technically disruptive in nature. These technologies include the teleportation technology developed by DARPA`s Project Pegasus. They may also include cancer cures. The government should begin a program to declassify and deploy this knowledge. The standard of technical disclosure should be what provides the people the "best available technology." This will enable the United States to reclaim its mantle as the world's catalyst of applied science
I especially like this next proposal - there are two major North American Megapod populations - one in the Eastern USA about 100 miles in from the coastline stretching from Canada through the Adirondack Mountains. The other is settled in Central Oregon and Washington state - we have at least three or four families of them here in our area. (More here and here)
PROTECTING THE SASQUATCH SPECIES
Sasquatch exist. I know. I am the fint US presidential candidate since Theodore Roosevelt to declare publicly that I have encountered Sasquatch. TR's encounter occurred when a Sasquatch was scared into his campsite one night when he was on his Great North American Ape Expedition. I encountered an adult male Sasquatch and his young son when I was camping at Lake Sacandaga in the Adirondacks in 1966. The Sasquatch have matrilineal DNA that is human and patrilineal DNA from an unknown primate. The President should protect the Sasquatch by putting them on the endangered species list.
He's got my vote in 2016
(And I really wish this was not a satire...)
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