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Rrrrrrrrrrrr-ing.
Good Morning, Trump Hysteria Hotline, may I help you?
“This man… who is not my president… is driving me crazy!”
I see. Let me ask you a few questions so that I may direct you to a counselor with the proper credentials. Do you admit that Donald Trump is the President of the United States?
(Sigh.) “Yes. He is president.”
Are you an American citizen?
(Angerly) “Yes… I am a citizen.”
So, intellectually you realize that he is your president?
(Exasperated) “Yessssss.”
See, we’re making progress. Now, are you a Republican, Democrat or Independent? The level of service you require is determined by your answer.
“Democrat”
Let me transfer you…
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr-ing!
Suicide Prevention Hotline, please hold, all of our operators are busy right now…
Cute and so true...
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