The two FBI mandarins who are at the center of the whole Trump Russian collusion nothingburger. From Don Surber:
Feds find 19,000 missing Strzok-Page texts
I guess that means they are not missing any more, but 19,000 formerly missing texts was too long for the headline.
To put that in perspective, marketer Heidi Cohen wrote in 2015, "US teens send an average of 30 texts per day. Teen girls send an average of 40 texts per day and older teen girls send an average of 50 texts per day."
These federal agents were texting like two teenage girls, swapping 100 texts a day for six months straight.
And a bit more:
"The Department of Justice Office of the Inspector General initiated this investigation upon being notified of a gap in text message data collection during the period December 15, 2016 through May 17, 2017, from Federal Bureau of Investigation mobile devices assigned to FBI employees Peter Strzok and Lisa Page relevant to a matter being investigated by the OIG’s Oversight and Review Division," the department said in a press release.
“The OIG forensically recovered thousands of text messages from FBI mobile devices issued to Strzok and Page through its multiple extraction efforts. Approximately 9,311 text messages were recovered from Strzok’s S5 [Samsung]. Approximately 10,760 text messages were recovered from Page’s S5."
Time to clean house...
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