Heh:
*Coal industry dies*
— Preston Byrne (@prestonjbyrne) January 26, 2019
Journalists: "Learn to code, miners."
*Overfunded tech company dies*
Journalists: "LOL Theranos 2. Suck it, techbro man-babies."
*Overfunded media company lays off 10 people*
Journalists: "Capitalism is evil and this is the end of our democracy."
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