Psssst - want to make some real money?

Up for auction through the U.S. General Services Administration:

2EA SCRAP INTAGLIO PRINTING PRESSES
2EA INTAGLIO PRINTING PRESSES, SCRAP, WEIGHT IS APPROX. 150K LBS. TOTAL, WINNING BIDDER IS REQUIRED TO BE R2 OR E-STEWARD CERTIFIED. THIS IS A LARGE SCRAP SALE AND WILL REQUIRE A MINIMUM OF FIVE LARGE MOVING TRUCKS TO REMOVE.

And the auction location:

Property Location and inquiries/questions regarding property inspection and/or removal:
Department Of The Treasury
Bureau Of Engraving & Printing, Wcf
9000 Blue Mound Road
Fort Worth, TX 76131

Current bid is only $10.