They did yet another remake of Charlie's Angels. It is WOKE and it is totally bombing at the box office.
Chris Lynch has a suggestion:
Movie Idea
Movie idea - a re-boot re-boot re-boot of Charlie's Angels. Hear me out.
The latest re-boot is a "woke" bomb at the box office. But they missed a golden opportunity.
If you really wanted to empower women the right way to do it would be to cast the voice of Charlie and the Bosley character as strong women. They can be smoking hot and smart as hell and they're in charge! Say Jessica Walters as the voice of Charlie and Jennifer Aniston as Bosley with the same attitude she brought to her role in Horrible Bosses.
The Angels could be three men - a cop, a special forces operator and professional male model who also happens to be a world class computer hacker. The three would have who have a hard time making it in today's world because they're too good looking and too macho and too heterosexual.
Also make the villain a hot looking woman and go full Airplane! and Naked Gun on the woke culture and you'd have the comedy hit of the year.
That would be aq fun movie. Nobody is making screwball comidies any more. Blazing Saddles or The Producers would never get the green light in today's Hollywood and we are diminished by this.
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