From America's Newspaper of Record - the Babylon Bee:
Articles Of Impeachment Updated To Read 'Orange Man Bad'
The two articles of impeachment leveled against President Trump were originally announced to be abuse of power and obstruction of Congress.
These didn't poll very well, however, so Democrats went back to the drawing board to come up with something that might play well with their base of radicals. Nancy Pelosi announced Monday that the articles of impeachment will now just read, "ORANGE MAN BAD" in giant letters.
"It's clear, to the point, and honest," said Pelosi. "We congresspeople aren't very used to honesty, so we'll see how this goes. But hopefully, people will see the crime of Trump being a bad orange man definitely rises to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors."
It is just getting more and more absurd - they have nothing. This will seriously backfire in 2020.
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