Markets in everything - 5G "protection"

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A lot of ninnies are worried about the "dangers" of 5G radiation. So much so that companies have sprung up to fill that lucrative niche. Presenting for your interest: 5G BioShield. From the site:

5GBioShield
the most advanced full-spectrum quantum nano-layer shielding technology is now available to the public
An impenetrable shielding and harmonisation of your home and family from all harmful imbalanced electric radiation (incl. 2G 3G 4G 5G WIFI)

The founder has this biography:

Dr. Ilija Lakicevic, Res. Prof.
Research Professor Ilija Lakicevic has dedicated his life to discover self and true concepts and laws of creation. He has worked at institutions as reputable as the Max-Planck-Institute for Plasma Physics. At the end of 2000, he left all organized and structured institutions and organizations and began his own independent research. After 10 years he discovered the truth about the human being and true universal concepts and Laws of Creation (unknown and unpublished until recently by himself in International Journal of Science and Research, October Issue 2019) – concepts and laws which can be applied to remediate all primary imbalances facing humanity and our planet. As pioneer of the New Energy physics, in 2006 he successfully demonstrated transformation of the quality (degree of centeredness) of the microwave radiation of a cell-phone using a self-created multilayered structure without any electric and electronic components (i.e.: nano-layer) in the form of a holographic patch. This new technology which he calls ‘I-Change’ has been certified by the Hado Life Institute of the famous Dr. Masaru Emoto and some other independent measurements.

More buzzwords than you can shake a stick at - looks like the new-age movement is still alive and well.

The reference to Dr. Emoto is interesting as Emoto's work has been debunked time after time. He theorized that water could hold human emotions and when frozen, the shape of the ice crystals would change depending on how the water was "loved" or "hated". I got two of his books from the local library out of curiosity and the photographs are stunningly bad and inconclusive. There is no science here, only speculation and cherry-picked images.

Needless to say, you can purchase your own 5GBioShield for only $350 or so. A computer security company tested it and found it wanting - from Ars Technica:

A $350 “anti-5G” device is just a 128MB USB stick, teardown finds
Believers of 5G conspiracy theories have apparently been buying a $350 anti-5G USB key that—not surprisingly—appears to just be a regular USB stick with only 128MB of storage.

As noted by the BBC today, the "5GBioShield" USB stick "was recommended by a member of Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee, which has called for an inquiry into 5G." The company that sells 5GBioShield claims it "is the result of the most advanced technology currently available for balancing and prevention of the devastating effects caused by non-natural electric waves, particularly (but not limited to) 5G, for all biological life forms."

The product's website charges £283 for a single 5GBioShield, which converts to nearly $350. That's what it costs to get "protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF emitting device."

And one of the comments sums it up perfectly:

The company that sells 5GBioShield claims it "is the result of the most advanced technology currently available for balancing and prevention of the devastating effects caused by non-natural electric waves, particularly (but not limited to) 5G, for all biological life forms."

In fairness, when this device is in use, you will suffer no harmful effects of 5G.

Also, when this device is not in use, you will suffer no harmful effects of 5G, but there's no reason to muddle their sales pitch with that information.

Now, if you want something that really works, just send $3,141.59 in untraceable currency to the following post office box. I have a powerful device that works throughout the solar system. Give me your coordinates and I will make sure that your area is protected from 5G radiation. Plus, I have a bridge in New York City that you might be interested in buying...

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