Brilliant solution to the electric grid / gasoline automobile / climate change problem.
From America's Newspaper of Record:
With Energy Grid Unreliable, Governor Newsom Announces All Cars To Be Wind-Up By 2035
Governor Gavin Newsom announced Wednesday that he would be requiring all cars in the state of California to be fully wind-up by 2035. Experts agree that wind-up vehicles will put less strain on the state's weak power grid and help cut back on childhood obesity.
"I heard on the news that our state's electrical infrastructure cannot support millions of people charging their electric vehicles simultaneously," said a concerned Newsom. "Losing electricity at my winery is the last thing I want, so I've decided to alter the plan. New vehicles will no longer have to be electric."
"Instead," he continued, "all Californians will need to drive wind-up cars. Only then can we be truly independent of both gas and electricity."
More at the site. Pure genius. The newspaper, not Governor Newsom.
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