Jim at Parkway Rest Stopjust got a transcript of Rob Smith's orientation session with St. Peter from a week ago:
Good Heavens, Mr. Smith.
St. Peter: "Good morning, Mr. Smith. May I call you Rob?"
Rob: "Sure. Rob will be just fine. And, who are you?"
St. Peter: "I'm St. Peter, but, if you wish, you may call me Pete."
Rob: "St. Peter? Well, I'll be damned!"
St. Peter: "No you weren't. These days we save the damnation thing pretty much for murderers, rapists, child molesters, crooked politicians, and, of course, comment spammers."
Go and read the rest -- it is perfect down to Rob's last comment. Damn -- I keep checking in every day to Gutrumbles halfway expecting him to pop back in and say that it was all a big joke. He will be missed...
Thanks much. Rob was a good guy. I miss hell out of him.