Doctor's advice

From Mostly Cajun:

DOCTOR’S ADVICE
Heard a Doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of me valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how blumin fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner peece. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands.

stafe day avrybobby!!!

Heh...